[Verse 1]
When my parents ask me if I've found a partner yet
And I choose to answer to avoid any ridicule that I may get
How do I phrase that, it's harder nowadays, yeah
Now that I have realized that I am a girl
'Cause now whatever I say will make them want to stay away
Because they'll learn that
[Chorus]
I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
Women are the best invention ever since sliced bread
Because I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
[Verse 2]
But then they ask me to explain
They say "hey, that doesn't make you gay"
I'm like "wait, but don't you know about this already? I told you when I was barely even ready"
They're like "yeah, but still, that's besides the point, you like women so doesn't that make you straight"
And I'm like "that's the point, but not exactly, I hope now you can see the reason…"
[Chorus]
I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
Women are the best invention ever since the bed
Because I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
[Bridge]
If you haven't been listening to a word I said, you might be thinking something
Like "hey, the vocalist here sounds like a boy, and they like women, so, how are they gay?"
But apart from the fact that I literally just discussed this in the last verse, I've only vaguely mentioned this twice so far, so I think I should be more upfront here
I am, in fact, a trans woman, so that's nice
And I like other women, so do you understand where I'm coming from here? No? Well, too bad, it's time for ukulele screamo. Sorry.
[Ukulele Solo]
[Chorus]
I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
Women are the best invention ever since NSAIDs
Because I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm so very, very gay
credits
from Blush,
released July 10, 2022
lyrics - jazzy jasmine
guitar - jazzy jasmine
drums - jazzy jasmine
vocals - jazzy jasmine
ukulele - jazzy jasmine
composition - jazzy jasmine
junie's will to live - cyb3r_st4rz
indirect accidental inspiration - cyb3r_st4rz
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